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Email Marketing Lesson: Your Marketing Reminds Me Of My Grandmother's Saggy Underwear

I moved into a new office recently and curlers in place. I upgraded to organic
was unpacking when I realized I was cotton underwear years ago."And with that
fading fast and needed a caffeine fix. we, or rather Grandma and Mr. Pibs,
Seems my Starbucks cappuccino machine had laughed and chatted away the afternoon.
gotten lost with the movers. I Those two hit it off so well I found
panicked."Now what?" I thought. I had myself a little bored. Just as well, I
never gone a full afternoon without a could not get Mr. Pibs''marketing
latte. I knew something would happen if I strategy' out of my mind. Well, at least
didn't get one, and it would probably be the US postal service would not go out of
the kind of thing that would come up with business anytime soon with Mr. Pibs
my therapist, so skipping my caffeine fix around. I sat there watching those two
was not an option. I already had two laugh it up, and shook my head in
pages of issues we were covering. I guess disbelief at my grandmother's Victoria's
the unpacking would have to be put on Secret curler coverer. Mr. Pibs'
hold.I set my Starbucks radar on full marketing strategy was a lot like those
alert and followed the trail of casual underwear. Old, out of shape, and all
business attire. Sure enough, two blocks sagged out.I met Mr. Pibs again for
later I found a Starbucks on the corner. coffee (without the distraction of Grammy
As I pulled open the door, a tiny and her head gitch) and mentioned to him
gentleman whisked in under my arm. And that any company that was not active
that is how I met Mr. Pibs.Mr. Pibs had online and using Email Marketing might
been coming to that particular Starbucks want to retire. He agreed that his whole
since it opened. Every afternoon about approach should be put in a rest home. It
the same time as my current 'mind fade,' was kind of tough explaining all that
he too needed a fix. We got our coffees Email Marketing stuff to Mr.Pibs; he was
and made our way to the comfy chairs.Mr. a real Email Marketing newbie.I struggled
Pibs told me he was in wholesale pet for a bit with analogies and realized the
supplies and owned his own manufacturing image of those saggy underwear on my
facility. He started up 25 years ago with Grandma's head was a perfect place to
a tiny shop in his garage and now leased start. I kept going with the gonch theme
a 200,000 square foot facility and and Mr. Pibs slowly began to understand
employed over fifty workers. We sipped the difference in each type of Email
our coffees and chatted about business. I Marketing approach. We talked Email
asked him how he marketed his products to Marketing strategy and how a drawer full
potential retail outlets."We have a of a variety of underwear styles was
subscriber-based mailing list," he said. truly the best option for total marketing
"About 2500 quality pet stores across the support.If you are having a tough time
US."I was impressed! 2500 leads does not explaining Email Marketing to your
sound like much but these stores had antique boss or your clients, feel free
asked to be contacted. The stores were to try on some of these. They worked with
real, potential buyers looking for Mr. Pibs so I am sure they will work for
product. "So do you keep in touch monthly you.Broadcast Messages are like Thongs:
or do you find seasonal works better?" I These little numbers work great at
casually asked."Monthly!" Mr. Pibs announcing, "Hey look at me,look at all
exclaimed in horror. "That would be the stuff I have to offer...right now!"
$50,000 of postage a year! No, we send You do want to exercise some restraint,
our full color brochure on an annual however. Just like you don't want to be
basis, costs us about $4000 in mailing wearing a thong everyday, neither would
fees. I pull a few ladies off the you send a broadcast message
assembly line and get them licking stamps everyday.Auto-Responders are like Full
and stuffing envelopes. We've been doing Figured Women's Petty Pants: If you are
our marketing like this since the second not up on full-figured petty pants, they
year we started. Sure is great that look more like a pair of long tight
printing is a lot cheaper these days. shorts. Large figured women wear petty
Saves us a bundle!"I gagged on the foam pants to prevent the thighs from rubbing
in my cup and felt a familiar feeling together. Similarly, auto-responders
come over me. Before I knew it I was prevent the chafing away of your time and
standing and waving my arms around my resources due to answering the same
head in large circles."Mr.Pibs, are you queries over and over and over. Women's
insane?" I yelled at the top of my lungs, petty pants make all figures, regardless
and started to rant, arms waving. "What of size, look like a million bucks.
marketing cave did you just crawl out of? Auto-Responders make you look like a hero
Why not put your catalogue online? Why with timely helpful responses no matter
not use a regular Email Marketing if it is just you running the show or a
campaign to keep in touch with the pet whole office full of customer service
stores on a regular basis? Are you reps.Regularly Delivered E-Newsletters
anti-technology? Why are on earth are you are like 100% Cotton Briefs: For regular
sending all that stuff by mail?.." And wear you can't beat a pair of 100% cotton
then I realized I hardly knew this man briefs and for customer retention you
and was basically telling him he was a can't beat a regularly delivered
buffoon. But I didn't have time to e-newsletter. Everyone prefers a
compose myself because at that very different cut of brief depending on the
moment, when I was in mid-sentence of my amount of desired coverage, and it's no
Email Marketing rant, in walked my different in the email world. Every
grandmother.Crap! I had forgotten Grammy company has a different idea of what
was going to meet me at my new office! their regular e-zine will cover and what
She quickly spotted me and made a beeline kind of promotion it will give their
in my direction. As she got closer I products and services.Mr. Pibs and I
noticed she had a very odd looking hat on still meet at the Starbucks once a week
her head. It was all bumpy and sort of or so for our afternoon caffeine fix. His
looked like a bag. I noticed a familiar company has really taken off since he got
looking label:Victoria's Secret.Since on board with Email Marketing. I think he
when did Victoria's Secret make hats?But will probably be moving into a larger
I did not have time to ask, I had to make warehouse in the New Year just to keep up
Grandma think we were supposed to meet at with orders. He even launched a new
the Starbucks and I also had to make up product line (via email, of course)to
quick with Mr. Pibs before my new friend celebrate - Pudgy Puppy Petty Pants.And
thought I was a lunatic.I turned to the infamous curler cover? We did not
Mr.Pibs, and noticed he was frozen, mouth realize it until later that day but
hanging open in shock at my Email Grandma's saggy underwear got left on the
Marketing, arm waving, soapbox table at Starbucks along with a business
speech.Grandma grabbed the vacant seat card I had whipped out during my Email
next to Mr. Pibs and plopped herself Marketing rant. I wonder who discovered
down, scooching her behind, desperately the saggy gonch? Would I ever find out?
trying to get it past the arm rests.Mr. Would the discoverer of those skivvies
Pibs thawed and whispered in horror, become a future client? I'll keep you
"That women has a pair of underwear -- on posted if anything materializes.And me?
her head."And sure enough my Grandmother My Starbucks cappuccino machine surfaced
did indeed have a pair of Victoria's after three months of traveling around
Secret underwear on her head, covering up the western states but I still find my
a mass of curlers.I gasped."Child," my way down the block most afternoons. I've
grandmother said, "I have been looking also been reworking my own regular email
everywhere for you!" Noticing Mr. Pibs, marketing campaign in light of my
and unaware he and I had been having a decision to try a lower cut brief for
conversation, Grandma looked a little regular wear. Revealing more product
alarmed at my tiny frozen friend. No details is proving to be very effective.
surprise; the lack of color in his face My conversion rate indicates my customers
was hard to miss. "Tiny man," she said, are really appreciating the increased
"You look ill, is the coffee too strong exposure I'm giving my products and
for your tiny stomach?""Grandma," I spoke services.Is your marketing approach a
slowly, turning toward Mr. Pibs. "This is little sagged, over stretched and worn
my new friend, Mr. Pibs." out? Try Email Marketing on for size. It
Then: "Mr. Pibs, I apologize for my comes in all sorts of cuts and styles
Email Marketing rant, this is my Grammy. guaranteed to boost your bottom
We had a coffee date this afternoon."My line.Brought to you by the -- Email
grandmother stretched out her hand in a Marketing Club:
gesture of welcome. Mr.Pibs sat still, The only place on the Internet where
staring at my grandmother's hair curler Email Marketing is FUN!Join now and
cover."Woman, why is there underwear on receive a gift - guaranteed to increase
your head?""Oh this?" she said, as she your status with your friends, co-workers
whipped off the over-stretched skivvies, and boss. Click below:
uncovering an array of pink and white out Joan Pasay, The Email Marketing
curlers. "These are old and all stretched Coach at good karma, forward this
out of shape from too many years on the article to everyone you know who has an
rear. This pair works great to keeps my email address.




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